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[jspencer1986]

John, I'm sorry I wasn't online yesterday. I slept through my alarm and only woke up at the time I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LEAVING FOR WORK. I *should* be online today sometime, but I'm not certain. I might get to talk to you then. I am definitely replying to your email BECAUSE IT WAS AMAZING. If I don't get to talk to you beforehand, I have Friday and Saturday off so I might get to talk to you sometime then. Well, Thursday/Friday for you.

Some of my favourite little snippets from the SUNDAY Q&A:

Jewel: I had a little blue elephant...a little stuffed elephant, with a nose, and then my mother has this little Yorkshire Terrier dog, and the dog made the elephant it's bitch...

Jonathan: I had a doll named Tom. [Insert random description of Tom]. And you could feed him, and he would pee...out of his little penis.

Jewel: [On the phone to her mother] Ok, I gotta go, I'll call you back when I'm drunk.

It's official, I'm going to make an icon of Jewel's butt.

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[jarrow.livejournal.com]

It's okay, man, I was barely on all day. I'll be around tonight plenty, though (probably all night except when Lost is on). Glad you liked the email! One of my better ones of late, I think. But I had a good topic :-)

I need to hear these snippets, damnit!

[andsheloves.livejournal.com]

Jewel: I had a little blue elephant...a little stuffed elephant, with a nose, and then my mother has this little Yorkshire Terrier dog, and the dog made the elephant it's bitch...

Jewel: [On the phone to her mother] Ok, I gotta go, I'll call you back when I'm drunk.

Oh, I just love Jewel. She's so cute.

Oh, and you totally have to post some snippets. Pretty please? I meant to ask you on your other post, but I forgot.