2005-12-09

jspencer1986: (Default)
2005-12-09 12:23 pm

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Dear Miss Granger,

It has come to our attention that yourself and Mr Potter are harboring unresolved sexual tension.

It is understood that these feelings will not 'just go away' and further action is required if you wish to remain a student at Hogwarts. Supressed feelings can be dangerous, both to yourself and those around you, as any such tension caused by this supression may cloud your ability to be clear-headed in the fight against he-who-must-not-be-named.

A similar letter has been forwarded by owl to Mr Potter, detailing the seriousness of this issue. It is required that both of you get rid of Mr Weasley by any means necessary, and from then on, have lots and lots of (very public) sex. If these requirements are not met, we reserve the right to seize your wand and/or terminate your enrollment at Hogwarts Academy until further notice.

It was not our wish to take such a harsh approach, but it was apparent that without such action both Mr Potter and yourself would never admit your feelings.

Regards,

Albus Dumbledore